Softward engineers John and Bill go out to play a round of golf. They come to a par 3 with a blind tee shot. Both tee off and watch their balls sail toward the flag. When they arrive at the green, one of the balls is perched on the lip of the cup and other is in. [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘Jokes’
July 26, 2009
Fore – Four
Joe, out for a nice round of golf, hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball he came upon a man lying on the ground, groaning in pain.
“I’m an attorney,” the wincing man said from the ground, “and this is going to cost you $5,000.”
“I’m sorry, I’m really [...]
July 25, 2009
Back From Iraq
Nathan Timmel, the North Liberty comedian who was the topic of my July 1 Ramblin’ column in The Gazette and a post the same day on this blog, has safely returned from a 10-day trip entertaining troops in Iraq and Kuwait.
Nathan reports he had a great time. Although he’s a Wisconsin native and started his career there [...]
July 19, 2009
Golf Quotes – Another Par Five
“Golf isn’t like other sports where you can take a player out if he’s having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.” Phil Blackmar
“The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.” Chi Chi [...]
July 5, 2009
Golf Quotes – A Par Five
“Golf: A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water.” Bob Ryan
“If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.” Lee Trevino (pictured at right)
“It’s easy to see golf not as a game at [...]
July 1, 2009
Comedian Is Off To Iraq
When you talk to a comdian who plays the national circuit of comedy clubs, you expect to hear a joke a minute.
Not so with Nathan Timmel, 39, of North Liberty, the subject of today’s Ramblin’ column in The Gazette. He’s a real down to earth guy, a Wisconsin native who left Los Angeles for North Liberty three [...]
June 28, 2009
Why Golf And Sunday Go Together
Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up
praying a lot.
June 21, 2009
Why Are You Late For Golf?
John, standing on the first tee: “Hey, Bob, you’re late for golf?”
Bob: I had to toss a coin between golf and church.
John: So, why are you late?
Bob: I had to toss it 17 times.
June 14, 2009
Golfers in Church
You can always tell the golfers in church. When they put their hands together to pray, they use an interlocking grip.
May 17, 2009
Sunday Golf A Sin?
After church one Sunday, a congregant walks up to the priest and says, “Father, is it a sin to play golf on Sunday?”
“My son,” said the priest, putting his hand on the man’s shoulder, “I’ve seen you play golf. It’s a sin any day.”
