Only If It’s Raining

On a mid-afternoon sunny day, the golfer tees up his ball and after a few practice swings steps up to drive it toward the first hole. Just before he swings, a woman in a wedding gown runs across the parking lot to the first tee. With tears streaming down her face, she screams, ”How could you do that?”
The golfer calmly takes [...]

Golfers, Just Be Thankful . . .

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm.
“These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained.
“These fairways seem to be getting longer too,” said one of the others.
“The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too,” said the third senior.
After hearing enough from his senior buddies, [...]

Can Golf Get Any Worse

Two golfers were sitting at the 19th hole discussing their games this year when one says to the other, ” My game is so bad this year I had to have my Ball Retriever REGRIPPED !”