Softward engineers John and Bill go out to play a round of golf. They come to a par 3 with a blind tee shot. Both tee off and watch their balls sail toward the flag. When they arrive at the green, one of the balls is perched on the lip of the cup and other is in. [...]
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July 26, 2009
Fore – Four
Joe, out for a nice round of golf, hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball he came upon a man lying on the ground, groaning in pain.
“I’m an attorney,” the wincing man said from the ground, “and this is going to cost you $5,000.”
“I’m sorry, I’m really [...]
July 19, 2009
Golf Quotes – Another Par Five
“Golf isn’t like other sports where you can take a player out if he’s having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.” Phil Blackmar
“The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.” Chi Chi [...]
July 5, 2009
Golf Quotes – A Par Five
“Golf: A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water.” Bob Ryan
“If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.” Lee Trevino (pictured at right)
“It’s easy to see golf not as a game at [...]
June 28, 2009
Why Golf And Sunday Go Together
Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up
praying a lot.
June 21, 2009
Why Are You Late For Golf?
John, standing on the first tee: “Hey, Bob, you’re late for golf?”
Bob: I had to toss a coin between golf and church.
John: So, why are you late?
Bob: I had to toss it 17 times.
June 14, 2009
Golfers in Church
You can always tell the golfers in church. When they put their hands together to pray, they use an interlocking grip.
June 7, 2009
Only If It’s Raining
On a mid-afternoon sunny day, the golfer tees up his ball and after a few practice swings steps up to drive it toward the first hole. Just before he swings, a woman in a wedding gown runs across the parking lot to the first tee. With tears streaming down her face, she screams, ”How could you do that?”
The golfer calmly takes [...]
May 31, 2009
Golfers, Just Be Thankful . . .
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm.
“These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained.
“These fairways seem to be getting longer too,” said one of the others.
“The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too,” said the third senior.
After hearing enough from his senior buddies, [...]
May 24, 2009
Can Golf Get Any Worse
Two golfers were sitting at the 19th hole discussing their games this year when one says to the other, ” My game is so bad this year I had to have my Ball Retriever REGRIPPED !”
