Softward engineers John and Bill go out to play a round of golf. They come to a par 3 with a blind tee shot. Both tee off and watch their balls sail toward the flag. When they arrive at the green, one of the balls is perched on the lip of the cup and other is in. [...]
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July 26, 2009
Fore – Four
Joe, out for a nice round of golf, hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball he came upon a man lying on the ground, groaning in pain.
“I’m an attorney,” the wincing man said from the ground, “and this is going to cost you $5,000.”
“I’m sorry, I’m really [...]
July 19, 2009
Golf Quotes – Another Par Five
“Golf isn’t like other sports where you can take a player out if he’s having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.” Phil Blackmar
“The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.” Chi Chi [...]
July 5, 2009
Golf Quotes – A Par Five
“Golf: A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water.” Bob Ryan
“If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.” Lee Trevino (pictured at right)
“It’s easy to see golf not as a game at [...]
June 28, 2009
Why Golf And Sunday Go Together
Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up
praying a lot.
June 26, 2009
“Here’s Johnny,” Farewell Farah, Goodbye Jacko
A sidekick, a head of hair and a freak show?
Envelope please.
What were Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?
That’s what Carnac the Magnificent, played by Johnny Carson on the old Tonight Show, might have said to the deaths this week of three icons of entertainment.
Ed McMahon, of course, was Johnny’s sidekick who became just as [...]
June 21, 2009
Why Are You Late For Golf?
John, standing on the first tee: “Hey, Bob, you’re late for golf?”
Bob: I had to toss a coin between golf and church.
John: So, why are you late?
Bob: I had to toss it 17 times.
June 14, 2009
Golfers in Church
You can always tell the golfers in church. When they put their hands together to pray, they use an interlocking grip.
May 31, 2009
Golfers, Just Be Thankful . . .
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm.
“These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained.
“These fairways seem to be getting longer too,” said one of the others.
“The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too,” said the third senior.
After hearing enough from his senior buddies, [...]
May 27, 2009
Bye, Bye Pontiac Quiz Revisted
So long Pontiac. It’s been nice knowing you. But a lot of us, some more than others, will miss you.
To see how much you’ll miss Pontiac, take the following 7-question quiz.
The correct answers follow:
1 – How did Pontiac get its name?
m.) Named after Pontiac Buggy Company founded in 1893
n.) Named after Pontiac, Mich, where it [...]
