“Golf: A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water.” Bob Ryan
“If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.” Lee Trevino (pictured at right)
“It’s easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister’s fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.” Bruce McCall
“If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.” Horace G. Hutchinson
“They throw their clubs backwards, and that’s wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don’t have to walk any extra distance to get it.” Tommy Bolt
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July 8, 2009 at 12:19 pm
SORRY DAVE BUT AS WITH MANY PUBLIC FIGURES, ONE BAD MISTAKE AND YOU ARE TOAST.An earnest apology might help.