May 4, 2008...10:00 am
Lady Luck - A Golf Joke
Lady Luck was seldom kind to Sam. Although he had a real zest for life he was constantly beset by bad luck.
Sam loved poker but poker did not love him; he played the stock market with great anticipation but always seemed to be the one who bought high and sold low. His life seemed to be full of more downs than ups.
Sam’s greatest delight was his golf game. Not that Sam was a great golfer; in fact, he never managed to break 100, but the odd shot that somehow ended up in the general area he had in mind was enough to keep his hopes alive.
Just before Sam died, he asked that his remains be cremated and his ashes scattered just off the fairway on the ninth hole of his home course.
Accordingly, a gathering assembled to carry out Sam’s wishes. It was a bright sunny day and was going well. Then, as the ashes were being strewn …. a gust of wind came up and … blew Sam out of bounds.
Poor Sam. But if you like golf jokes, check out this Web site: http://www.golfun.net/jokes_menu.htm
1 Comment
May 7, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Golf is the fourth most popular sport in the world and everyone can play. The only thing that gets in the way of great golf is the mind.Real golfers know that golf is not just a sport, but it is a way of living
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